Sports Jerseys...

Wearing a sports jersey with another man's name on it is no different than dressing up as Batman or Superman.

If it's not gay, then wearing a sports jersey with another man's name on it is one drunken sex act away from it.

All I can say to grown men who wear sports jerseys with another man's name on them...  Grow Up!  Quit playing dress-up!

Drug violence?  You're thinking about Mexico, buddy!

Girl (fishing for a compliment):  "I feel so ugly today."
 Guy:  "I'd fuck you."

You're making me feel so bad, I won't be able to sleep tonight...  at least until after the news.

They were looking to have a Susan Boyle look-a-like contest, but they had to cancel when the crowd turned ugly.

8% of parents regret the names they give their their kids.  Let's see:  Paltrow/Apple, Jackson/Blanket, Zappa/Moon Unit, Bowie/Zowie...  Yep, it's Hollywood.

Puerto Rico will never become a state.  Who can figure out a way to design a flag to accomodate 51 stars?

Heir to Wal-Mart $20 billion fortune arrested for Drunk Driving.  In a related story, the arresting officer has been fired and is now the new greeter at Wal-Mart.


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