Sunday, June 17, 2012

Why Are Jerks...

Why are jerks so appealing to women?

What I don't do well, I do often.

Tony Soprano will personally give you a tour of New Jersey.  You can't imagine the fun you'll have beng shot at by rival gangsters.

Like a dog looking for its bark.

Topless Bars:  Where marriages go to die.

But what do we do with all the homeless and mentally ill?  Easy, we just ship them off to San Francisco.

You'd better spit your gum out before you fight him.

As a kid, all you had to do to get out of trouble was act confused.

Still choosin'  Never losin'  Lalapaloozin'

And that, my friend, is the snap, crackle, and pop of rock and roll.

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