Turn With Me Now...

Turn with me now to the Book of Numbers.  Pay for forgiveness.

The glass ceiling's already been broken.  Nobody cares.  The only ones who care are the losers with all the excuses.

Ron Paul says he thinks we'll have a Latino president in his lifetime.  I'm hoping it's Jennifer Lopez.

Don't ever apopogize.  In my life I've only apologized about 12 times, and that was just for unwanted pregnancies.

My apologies usually went along the line of "Sorry, gotta go!"

Thinking there will eventually be a Hispanic president isn't such a big jump across the river.

Heck, even President Bush spoke Spanish.  Not very well, but that's how he spoke English, too.  Not very well.

I used the "C" word.  "Wait, you stupid clown!"

He said "I'm sorry," but it sounded like "Fuck you!"

"Achoo!"
"Shut up!"
"Achoo!"
"Shut up!  You're ruining everything!"