Sex is work. That's why you sweat.
It's a chore, but woman don't like cunnilingus to be compared with taking out the garbage or cleaning up. Although it is kind of like cleaning up.
Invite her over for some dinner and a shower.
I sincerely wanted to give her some comfort and succor... mainly succor.
Sometimes she gets so wet I have to bring a squeegie to bed.
She made my pinky all stinky.
She liked the pole. I liked the hole.
Why does your finger smell like his ass?
Vitamin P.
She was as moist as a Twinkie.
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